I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the day after is always just damage control
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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