the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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