I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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