Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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