He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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