careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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