He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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