remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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