some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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