Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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