hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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