So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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