Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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