sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
where does the pee come out of this thing
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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