Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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