She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
