she was so not down for the gang bang
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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