Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I can text with my tongue
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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