ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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