i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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