i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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