i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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