Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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