we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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