This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need water and some morals
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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