Cold hands, warm shart.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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