She said her name was "party"
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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