ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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