DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize