I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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