Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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