Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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