we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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