so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So vagazzling was a success
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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