waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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