At least make sure they are 18
Why
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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