Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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