Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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