Will you blow on my dice?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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