why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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