so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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