Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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