I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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