oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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