i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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