i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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