TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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