Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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