it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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