no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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