shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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