i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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