You surviving the open bar?
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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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