Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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