My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
